She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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