Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
this is an emotional support booty call
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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