you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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