I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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