just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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