small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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