I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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