Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
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