I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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