Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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