Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
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