my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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