i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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