Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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