That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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