Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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