And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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