There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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