If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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