If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Two words: nipple clamps
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