He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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