would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
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