It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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