That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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