she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
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