oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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