U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
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