I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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