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So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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