Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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