So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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