I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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