Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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