I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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