I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
so much tequila, so little girl.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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