Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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