If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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