You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I still have a little drunk in my system
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
