Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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