at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Ladies don't puke and tell
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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