the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
you never un-have a 4some
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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