I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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