how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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