fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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