is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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