Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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