Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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