Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Just pee around me
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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