he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Success! We fucked roommates!
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