I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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