We got so high we made milksteak
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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