I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
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