ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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